Things you may have forgotten to fear

Toilet paper injury lawsuit can go to jury
Yes... the stuff is incredibly hazardous. "She says the cover on the dispenser fell on her right hand, breaking it."
A Deadly Ritual: 5 Men Who Died from Shaving
This is obviously one of life's largest risk factors. Now that Movember has passed here's another excuse if you're looking to grow some facial hair.
'As soon as I saw the squirrel, I knew I needed backup': Police respond after Okla. woman calls 911 to report rodent in her toilet
Squirrels invading your bathroom. Part of their evil plan to take over the world no doubt.
US water has large amounts of likely carcinogen: study
"The group found hexavalent chromium in the tap water of 31 out of 35 cities sampled. Of those, 25 had levels that exceeded the goal proposed in California, which has been trying aggressively to reduce the chemical in its water supply." (If that's not enough in some Vancouver-area schools, you can also fear lead in the water)