"Bluetooth-enabled INAX Satis toilet with built-in speakers coming next February"

Some of what the Japanese have done to toilet technology is interesting, but this gets a bit weird. A part of the description here:

The Bluetooth-enabled INAX Satis model toilets can be controlled via your smartphone. All you need to do is to get the MySatis app and you will be able to flush, raise and lower the seat or turn on the bidet wirelessly. Moreover, you also have the option to control the intensity of the flush or the bidet spray. If that wasn’t enough, it also records your daily bowel movements, thanks to the Toilet Diary app.

That last sentence sounds to me like waaaayyyyyy to much information.