Let this post encourage you not to spend so much money on junk this year, but instead send it off to various charities such as Food for the Hungry. With the combined effects of rising food prices and the economic recession, they're likely to face funding shortfalls this year.
Here's a quick look at some of the silly stuff available for purchasing this Christmas:
Leading off is the Gassy Gus flatulence game. Basically you draw food cards and pump up the character's belly until... (you get the idea).

Someone's managed to improve on the classic fruitcake by making it inflatable. It's likely healthier for you to eat, and a lot cheaper to ship.
I don't golf so this is pretty useless to me. However someone's come up with a "uroclub" to be used by players who want to play a round of golf after having had a lot to drink. (Don't try hitting a golfball with this one).

There are quite a few bacon-themed gifts available for the pork addict. However you'd look more than a little bit silly with a bacon wallet (ditto for the other items on the list).