Obama uses an ipod

Alert the presses: Obama seen exercising with a Microsoft Zune rather than an ipod.

Sign of the end of Western civilization: Obama spokeperson officially denies this, stating that Obama uses an iPod (and thus is sufficiently "cool" to be president).

Honestly, most of the political debate these days really doesn't get any deeper than something like this.

(Now that I think about it, perhaps some good can come out of this. Perhaps it'll mean that Republicans will start purchasing other MP3 players instead of those annoying iPods).